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Tiny aliens are coming to take over your backyard. Tormenting your rose beds and enslaving the happy violets. Beware these little critters as they walk undetected, they may fool you into thinking that they are harmless mushrooms, lurking in your weeds but be still and look closely, wait in silence and they will relax their guard. As of press time, there has been no way to try and contain these space visitors as they turn hostile and tend to blast through most mayo jars and cardboard boxes. You have been warned.